Sunday, April 1, 2012

sunday recap



Hey there readers,
So last nights party was awesome, Tomorrow morning we are going to say goodbye to our friend who will be deploying for 6 months Mr C didnt get to go with us to the party due to work. I love getting together with the wives and their husbands we share so many laughs, I have never been around this before and i have been here for three years, and every wife i have talked to they all say something different about the people. and We happen to get a long with everyone so its hard sometimes. I took the moment in and reflected on HOW awesome this was. both my gfs here who are married they dont have kids, but they do enjoy our girls around. and i am really lucky to be that FUN mom still where they dont have to BE someone else around me.


ONE of our other girlfriends recently PCS to England she didnt have kids either. she wrote me the other day on facebook telling me she couldn't wait for us to get to europe ! So we ended up talking about how we missed her and one my friends made a joke about me leaving to and i said "NO NO NO! i am still HERE! even if i have to skype u guys on girls night I WILL BE THERE" I am going to miss these gals. D and M, you two have been really good to me. I havent had friends like you since i moved here. I have ONE best friend back home in cali. but you two are my local girls when i need to vent, grab a drink, get my toes done, talk about the doorknob ;) . and make fun of the Soulless Ginger. I promise!! and I DO mean this TO keep in touch with you guys ALWAYS! i wont forget you guys I CANT, we are too close now! you guys will always have a special place in my heart.!

 Here is something you gals will get a kick out of, : I had to go to the dr the other day Mr. C was asleep from a graveyard shift and Juliya had left to school and since i didnt want to take her it was going to be quick i decided to leave caity here with him well HE was in bed asleep when i left. so i tapped him on the leg and said "heyy hun im leaving now, caity is in her playpen in the living room make sure u keep an eye on her i will be right back". he mumbles "ok, be careful". SO im at the Drs. and i tell them whats going on well I got Dx with a bad Asthma Attack so i had to get a nebulizer treatment and they put me on asthmatic meds. well i had called him to tell him i was going to be later then i expected. and i asked how caity was.. he told me she was fine. so i said ok.
 As soon as i walked through that door. little Ms Caitlynn Aubrey was naked., she had taken off her diaper, pulled the wipes out all over peed all over her blankets. and he was still in bed. >.< OH i was heated! I went in there i threw my meds on the floor and said "HUN!!!!!! our daughter is naked... she peed all over and there is a mess ". he was still asleep :( oh dear! so i fixed up little ms caity and got her ready and let her go crazy.  oh that was a bad day.

 Right NOW she has problem with keeping on her diaper i dont know why but i think that is My queue that she is ready for the potty? she is keeping her diaper dry at times. NOT ALL THE TIME at times, key word.
 every time i turn around she is running around the house naked. and she thinks its hilarious she will hide in the kitchen cabinets lol. I didnt have a problem with juliya so this is NEW to me. i have a hippy baby
hehe its funny because MR C's middle name is JAY lol. what are the odds? ahaha

 so i have to invest in a lot of overalls lol

 my obsession right now is the big bang theory I cannot get enough of this show. I DVR it every time it comes on and BEING a Gamer GEEK i can totally relate to everything they are saying. my uncle calls me penny and everyone thinks MR C looks like Sheldon. he gets so mad cause hes like thats the guy everyone HATES lol.


 and how funny I find this picture Me and MR. c have an inside joke about stripped socks. LOL i am laughing so hard right now i do have to show him this hahahahahah...

 I watch this show religiously and I have been following johnny and kaley since roseanne and 3 simple rules. Im tryin to convince mr C to play the big bang theory drinking game, and hes like UGHHH NO lol. for example when sheldon doesnt get sarcasm take a drink , when you hear WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS take a drink when raj cant talk to a girl pass a drink! etc.. stupid but fun right?


Friday, March 30, 2012

640mil JACKPOT Lottery O EM GEe






YOU guys got your winning tickets?!!! I just snagged three from 7 -11 i had to go to BFE to get it but lets hope its a winner!!!!

Mr C asked me what would i do with all that money?

i said... i wouldnt tell people i WON
he said.. WHY NOT?
me: cause i would have every hating bitch Being my best friend Fuckk thatt.....

one of our friends is deploying for 6months soon and tomorrow is his going away party. I sure do hope we get see him when he comes back.

 so Tomorrow ill be laughing it up and sharing some good memories =)

tonight im gonna watch the muppets with the kids while MR c works the late shift... YAY!

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Bitch it Out Thursday


Hey party readers,
 So a lot has happened this week in the news, and its almost the weekend Lets see who had the best week ever, Who Posed Nude, and What really happened!, and finally What annoyed me the most! i figure hey Let Today be a day to BITCH it out.

Now, I am a pop culture whore, yes i said it doesn't mean i cheat on my People Magazine with Cosmo it just means I KNOW A LOT about pop culture. and whats what. I'm like a walking magazine when it comes to "did you hear? did i tell you".


In Not so shocking news, Casey Anthony (you guys remember her? NO? here let me bring up her picture ONE MORE TIME! lol

 is going back to trial again this time the REAL Zenaida Gonzalez is taking her ass back to court. She is trying to make a case that her reputation was ruined after Anthony claimed that she kidnapped Caylee in 2008. Anthony’s lawyers are going to ask Judge Lisa Munyon to throw the case out. SO shes trying to get out of it by saying I never said she kidnapped Caylee and I never said this about her.. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HAND THIS WOMAN AN AWARD FOR MOTHER OF YEAR? i swear they should of beat her ass in Jail. her stories make me LOL.

So Back home in my hometown of La Habra, California where the sun shines as bright as it can where you can see straight across to Catalina Island on Clear NOT so smoggy days. resides an infamous Mother by the name of OCTOMOM. have any of you heard of this lady? some Dr. thought it was a great idea to give her 8babies., well through many years of having money problems and Us tax payers paying for her being on welfare. :D . she finally doesnt have to worry about money... Well for now because she posed Nude.! Yep thats right and the pics are horrible! I guess she would do anything for a fuck, i MEAN BUCK.. no seriously lol. u can take the girl out of the ghetto but u cant take the ghetto out of the girl. All my old neighbors hate her so much and throw cabbage at her house all the time. they petitioned to have her moved because shes a disgrace to the city and area. but with no luck they have not succeeded . WHAT GUY in their right mind would want to look at her nude pictures? YUCK i tell you lol..

this week we also learned the "real cause"behind whitney houstons death... and who would of thunk it was COCAINE .... Whitney had a large amount in her system which caused her to have a heart attack and collapse into the bathtub Whatever happened to CRACK IS WACK? cant fool us.. and then to top it off someone cleaned her room before police got there. someone needs to hand that person their sign!


tisk tisk.. she thought she was CHARLIE SHEEN! well look at her now....

And GUESS WHOS HAVING LIKE... THE BEST WEEK EVER!!!!!!!

 .........................drum roll please......................................


thats right if you thought u couldnt escape the nightmare of the JERSEY WHORES SNOOKI and fiance Jionni are practicing being the like the best parents ever!!!!

snooki and jionni have successfully managed to go a whole 4 days without misplacing or damaging their plastic infant doll. WOW a whole 4 days!!!! Snooki says " she wants to be the mom of the year and have a life mapped out like the Kardashians " OH GOD.. really? So what do u think ? think she has it in her to change? and if you couldnt wait for even MORE drama to hit the TV screens this summer season 6 of jersey shore is in the making right now!!

 gee when i grow up i want to be like like them!!! FIST PUMPS PUSH UP CHAP STICK!




Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Justin Beiber Says!









thats right kids!!!! support the LOCAL ARTS?..... Oh biebs! you fail again

Typical Tuesday



And to think Yesterday was Monday, Raise of hands here. WHO cant wait for the weekend to get here already? /raises hand MEEE MEEE PICK MEE!!! It seems like the days are just flyin by and i know me and Julie cant wait for the school year to be over so we can start hanging out and enjoy Summer vacay before we leave to Italy,

 Oh SO I tried the Unthinkable the other day I made what i like to call a Slutty Brookie, Its a Chocolate Chip Cookie n’ Oreo Fudge Brownie Bar, it came out AMAZEBALLs! i got the recipe from my sister in law and it was super yummy with chocolate and vanilla swirl ice cream


All you need is a basic chocolate chip cookie recipe (using a little less flour than you normally would), some double stuffed Oreos, a family-sized brownie mix for a 9×13 pan, and some hot fudge chocolate topping for good measure. I like to add a little of this to a store-bought brownie mix for extra fudgy brownies.

 Line a 9×13 baking dish with wax paper and spray with cooking spray. You don’t have to line it, but it sure makes it easier to get them out!
 
Whip up your cookie dough and spread it in the bottom of the pan.
 
Cover with Oreos…
 
And pour on plenty of fudgy brownie batter.


Pop this into a 350 degree oven for 45-55 minutes. serve with ice cream vanilla or chocolate add chocolate syrup Yum! very delish! 


last weekend i bought a bottle of three olives "loopy" and O em gee it was so good just taking it straight up i must of had like 6 shots. if you like the cereal fruit loops pick up that bottle. 
i suggest chill the bottle for 30mins in the freezer so your shots are smooth, 

 Looks like Im breaking out the Bottle of Loopy tonight with the Hubby since he has two days off, they switched his schedule around so now hes on the 8 hr shifts  11pm-7am or 3pm-11pm  I hate to say it but i saw him more when he was on his 24 hr shift more then i get to see him now i feel like all he ever does is sleep! lol and he gets so grumpy when i wake him up lol geeze! and im a wife!!! u would think he would be nice but noooo haha.. 

 Well peeps i must start my day I grabbed my Coffee made from my AWESOME kuerig ^^ and I got Caity watching the Bubble Guppies!!!! have a Super Fantastical DAY 

XoXo
 

Sunday, March 25, 2012

GCB Quote of the week



If you guys havent caught up with the newest Sunday Night show Called GCB (good christian bitches or belles whatever for all you softies ) here it is!

"I didn't realize I had broken a commandment. Thou shall not wear slacks to church."



Saturday, March 24, 2012

Weekend Worries...

It never donned on me that I should of started something like this awhile back Weekend Worries:

we all have them so here is whats stressin me out the most this week:

*Even though our Italia move is 8months away im worried about the schools, driving out there, being somewhere new, packing up our house and moving, We have been in this house a YEAR and i got attached to it i love this house and im hoping we get a nice house out there in Italy as well.

*7yr old PROBLEMS: real talk... Our daughter is goin through a phase where she thinks its ok to lie about things, I remember as a kid lying to and I dont know where i went wrong but I always talk to her, and we have open communication, i give her the attention she needs when she needs it, and i praise her as much as i can when she does something great. also besides the lying comes misbehaving in class I know my daughter can run her mouth like there is no tomorrow and we have to remind her constant that shes not the center of the world. I really do hope she passes through this soon.

*family problems as always: these are just never going to go away.. lol

 Always remember to breathe, life tosses u a handful of problems its up to you and how you sort them out ;)


XxX

Friday, March 23, 2012

Welcome Back.. Awww thanks! lol

Hello! HELLO!
yes, yes, i have missed all of you dearly and i had to simply get a new blog because well the old one was my first blog and i wanted to branch out make this one different since we are going to be going overseas in Nov. and I want to keep this open so my family can see it too. so If you were following me before and would like to follow me on here hit that button Im only gonna add legit people no more coupon savvy discount win free shit mommies. YAH KNOWWWW

so Im just starting back up give me some time to decorate and if anyone would like to help me out by making my blog better or cuter for free :D lol let me know we can work something out. i feel good to be back i had to take a break since things got heavy around the house, hopefully its all down hill from here. im back with MORE recipes and more WACKY randomness ;) oh how u have missed me


XxX